Chris Rock humiliated Will Smith and Jada Smith during his live Netflix special last night. Rock said: “I’m gonna try to do a show tonight without offending nobody because you never know who might get triggered.
“Y’all know what happened to me. Getting smacked by Suge Smith. “Everybody knows. Everybody f*ckin’ knows. I got smacked at the Oscars by this motherf*cker and people are like, ‘Did it hurt?’ It still hurts! I got ‘Summertime’ ringin’ in my ears.
“But I’m not a victim, baby. You will never see me on Oprah or Gayle crying. You will never see it. It’s never gonna happen. No. F*ck that shit. I took that hit like Pacquiao, motherf*cker. I took it like motherf*cking Pacquiao, OK? Shit, man. Did it hurt? Yeah, motherf*cker. It hurt.
“I know you can’t tell on camera: Will Smith is significantly bigger than me. We are not the same size, OK? We are not. Will Smith does movies with his shirt off. You’ve never seen me do a movie with my shirt off.
“If I’m in the movie getting open heart surgery, I’m in a sweater.
“Will Smith played Muhammad Ali in a movie! You think I auditioned for that part?
“He played Muhammad Ali, I played Pookie in New Jack City! I played a piece of corn in Pootie Tang.
“Everybody that really knows knows I had nothing to do with that shit.
“I didn’t have any ‘entanglements.’ I didn’t. I did not have any ‘entanglements.
“And for people that don’t know, Will Smith’s wife was f*cking her son’s friend.
“Now, I normally would not talk about this sh*t, but for some reason these n****s put that shit on the internet.
“I have no idea why two talented people would do something that low-down. What the f*ck?
“We’ve all been cheated on — everybody in here has been cheated on — none of us have been interviewed by the person that cheated on us on television. None of us! ‘Hey, I was sucking somebody else’s dick. How did that make you feel?
“Why the fuck would you do that shit?
“She hurt him way more than he hurt me, OK?
“And by the way, he does that shit and everybody in the world called him a bitch.
“I tried to call the motherf*cker and give him my condolences but he didn’t pick up from me.
“Everybody called him a bitch. Everybody. And who’s he hit? Me.
“That is some bitch-ass shit. That’s what the f*ck happened, OK? The f*ck outta here, man! I do nothing to this motherf*cker.
“Jada said she’s not coming out of protest. I was like, ‘Isn’t she on a TV show?’
“Jada’s going to boycott the Oscars?
“Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna’s panties. I wasn’t invited.
“She f*cking said, ‘He should quit because Will didn’t get nominated for Concussion.’
“What the f*ck?
“So, I did some jokes about it. Who gives a fuck? That’s how it is. She starts it, I finish it, OK?
“That’s what the f*ck happened. Nobody’s picking on this bitch.
“She started this shit. Nobody’s picking on her. Nobody was picking on her.
“She said me, a grown-ass man, should quit his job because her husband didn’t get nominated for Concussion, and then this n***a gives me a fucking concussion, OK? What the f*ck, man.
“My whole life I’ve rooted for this motherf*cker. And now, I watch Emancipation just to see him get whooped.
“Got me rooting for Massa, OK? Hit him again, Massa! Hit him again!
“You missed a spot! A lot of people go, ‘Chris, how come you didn’t do anything back?
“How come you didn’t do nothing back that night?’
“Because I got parents. And you know what my parents taught me? Don’t fight in front of white people.”